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Richard Reoch Dissolves Into Light

Please note the date of this post. In this first ever miracle involving a white male, Shambhala's president has dissolved completely into light. Known traditionally as achieving the state of "lightness", the...

Controversial Major New Mindfulness Study

Please note the published date of this post University of Münsburg Medical Research Center The Chronicles has followed the mindfulness movement with interest, coming as much of it does out of Buddhist practice....

Chronicles to Be Absorbed by Fox News

We are both happy and sad to announce that the Chronicles will be undergoing a significant step in its journey with a substantial (for us) investment from News Corp, and the...

Scorpion Seal Reveals Itself in Canadian Arctic

Iqaluit, Nunavut (April 01, 2010) - As Arctic winters become increasingly warmer, retreating glaciers in the Canadian North begin to reveal previously unknown forms of life. Reclusive species, which have successfully hidden...

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